Officers surmised Roberts pooped his pants but the gun was found in the bottom of his boxer shorts on first frisk instead.
When Roberts was arrested for burglary the cops thought he was drunk or crippled. But the real reason was far more repugnant.
The brandishing butt burglar was charged with carrying a pistol without a permit, “first-degree promoting prison contraband." What? No law covering a firearm rammed up a rectum?