Lemonade Stand Robbery

What animal robs nine-year-old kids selling lemonade on a street corner?

“I did pretty well. I made $13.41 and then I got robbed by two people. They took all the money and then they took my iPod,” Lucas told the media.

The cops arrested two black teens.  A 16-year-old female was charged with misdemeanor battery and petty theft.  And 19-year-old Deante Small was slapped with felony robbery by sudden snatching.

The cops didn't find the cash or the iPod.  But not to worry, there's still time for Obama to pardon the perps.  Deante prolly looks like the son Obama never had, right?

Undaunted, the kids are back selling lemonade, as Lucas says, “to make some money.”