Monica Riley is consuming 8,000 calories a day converting her 700 pound porcine potbelly into a bed-wrecking 1,000 pound immovable mass of marshmallows. She says so she can feel like a "queen."
To get there as fast as she can Monica's 'boyfriend" Sid Riley makes bucket sized shakes consisting of ten Pop Tarts, heavy-duty cream, ice cream, milk and weight-gain powder. Then Sid stands on a step stool to cascade the concoction down her throat with a funnel.
Monica said: "The bigger I get the sexier I feel. I love my big soft belly and stuffing myself with food really turns me on."
And after a pair of miscarriages the two are trying for a kid. But the sex seems to be more fantasy than reality.
Monica's other dream? One day she hopes Sid will build her a bed with a toilet in center.
Can't make a story like this up, folks. Not even you're Stephen King.
