Monkey Mayhem

Attention Walmart shoppers!  

An employee was retrieving shopping carts when a diaper-wearing monkey sitting on top of the cart return grabbed him by a sleeve.

A woman quickly ran up and yelled, “Let him go, let him go, let him go! If he bites you, they will put him down.”  

A 911 caller claimed the employee had been bitten, but as the video shows, he was unmolested.

The Lancaster Dept of Agriculture is hot to see if the monkey's been registered in Ohio.

Apparently blacks in Milwaukee can set fire to your car without arrest.  But don't let a diaper clad monkey touch your sleeve.  That's real trouble.