Tanya and Larry admitted to skinny dipping at Turkey Creek but decried after the dip they discovered their duds stolen. And as luck would have it they found a riding mower in the nearby woods.
Coincidentally the owner of the mower also called the cops and said the mower was on his property, not abandoned in the woods.
Hopper and Webster were charged with felony stealing and released on $500 bond. Apparently riding a lawnmower in broad daylight with a naked middle aged woman on your naked bony lap is not a crime in Joplin, Missouri - go figure.
