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Need someone in Canada to meet you at the bus station?
Dating website Maple Match will hook you up with a Canadian ready to share your hatred and new home.
We just talking whiners like George Clooney, Rosie O'Donnell or Morgan Freeman? Well, the Canadian Broadcasting Corp says 10,000 US singles and 2,500 Canadians have already signed up.
The Trump effect may be better than we hoped. The DNC and RNC get purged and the country empties of self-deporting, brain-dead liberal loons.