Patron Derick Roth, 24, said he was "bitten in the crotch" by 29-year-old stripper Mesheokia White.
Roth admitted he told White to 'place her head into his crotch'. But when White 'was moving it [her head] around' she bit-down on Mr. Longfellow instead.
White, of course said she 'didn't remember anything.' But the security cameras recorded otherwise.
White was muzzled, cuffed and taken to county lockup where she will get retrained on the intricacies and etiquette of proper crotch sniffing.
