Spray On Aphrodisiac

Attention homely hominids.

Researchers concocted an aphrodisiac spray and tested it on women who then said random men appeared 15% more attractive.

The spritz contains syntocinon, a synthetic form of the hormone oxytocin, the chemical released in the brain when humans 'fall in love.'

Syntocinon spray can be had online but the Royal Pharmaceutical Society says be careful because side-effects include nausea, headaches, miscarriages or even heart attacks.

But you still get the girl, right?