The McChoco Potato is supposed to lure back the disaffected millions who have wandered out of their eateries and ended up getting e-coli over at Chipotles.
But why just a chocolate fix? Why not maple syrup, chokecherry jelly, orange marmalade, peppermint schnaps, mint toe jam, or my personal favorite - jalapeno 'ass bleeder' prickly pear pectin?
Once desperate anything's worth a shot, right Ronald?
