McDonald's Chocolate Fries

McDonald's wants it's mojo back - so why not chocolate french fries?

The McChoco Potato is supposed to lure back the disaffected millions who have wandered out of their eateries and ended up getting e-coli over at Chipotles.

But why just a chocolate fix?  Why not maple syrup, chokecherry jelly, orange marmalade, peppermint schnaps, mint toe jam, or my personal favorite - jalapeno 'ass bleeder' prickly pear pectin?

Once desperate anything's worth a shot, right Ronald?