Erectile Dysfunction Shortens Life

Erectile dysfunction (limp dick) victims are 70% more likely to die sooner rather than later according to a study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine.

Why?

Because LD is linked to cardiovascular diseases resulting from hyperlipidemia, hypertension, obesity, diabetes, smoking, stroke, coronary heart disease and angina myocardial infarction.

So if you've been trying to stuff a marshmallow into a coin slot quit bending your pick and go see a heart doctor.  You're time may be shorter than you think.