But hope is on the horizon and over at Amazon.
From the geniuses at Flat D Innovations comes the Flat D Flatulence Deodorizing Pad. Other items frequently bought with the pads are a bag of 'Subtle Butt' charcoal filters and year's supply of Preparation-H.
The product does have a few restrictions, so make sure to read and understand the warning labels before placing them in your shorts or panties and close to your ass:
- Due to health and safety, this item is non-returnable.
- Doctor-recommended (don't use near open flame).
- Washable and reusable dependent on severity of incident.
- Pad is thin and yet covers the majority of the danger zone.
- Includes double-sided FOUF tape. Farting Of Unusual Force.
