Here's two wives who couldn't wait for football and got their beatings done early.
Dawn Meikle, 55, had enough of her hubby's booty belching (farting for white folks). After demanding the 'ol man put a plug in his butt-trumpet Dawn opened up a can of kicking, spitting and scratching. But all Dawn got was a Christmas in the slammer.
Jamie Elrod, 37, bit into a first-degree assault charge after chomping her husband's ear off over a beer. Elrod's being held on $30,000 bond while her beer-bo hubby sits home alone on Super Bowl Sunday with a game book, half an ear, and a fresh double-six-pack of Brown Derby.
