Star Wars Brouhaha

Addicts get shunned unless the cravings are socially okay.

Star Wars junkies jammed late-last-night into a theater in Hollywood and sunk into mass hysteria after the projector failed during the final scenes.

Giant-loud booing filled the hall and hundreds of iPhones whipped-out frenzied tweets filled with grumbling, grousing, pissing and moaning.

Sweaty palmed theater management issued refunds but the crazed crowd sniveled, "you really can’t get that first time watching a Star Wars film...back!”

Life ends when the movie does...at least for pathetic poodoo propeller heads.