Condom Machine Kills Man

A 29-year-old German man was killed after a chunk of condom machine fitted with a homemade explosive device hammered his head.

The man was unable to escape after lighting the fuse.  His cohorts in the crime drove him to a hospital where he died in short order.

When the trio got to the hospital they claimed the whacker-wrapper thief fell down a flight of stairs.  But that fell apart when the staff noticed a colossal corrugation in the guys skull.