Alan Charney said his nonagenarian mother Harriette was yanked out of line after a full-body scanner revealed an anomaly in her bra.
Harriette had sewn a small pocket into her dumpling's holder to hide a little bus money in case her wallet was ever lost or stolen. A modification apparently too clever to figure out for the min-wage goons guarding the gates at our airports.
Alan says TSA forced Harriette to strip to the waist. Alan lamented, ‘There was no sanity or sensitivity at all to the work that they were doing,’
Sanity? Sensitivity? Hey, remember we're talking about the Federal Government folks...