QB Suspended For Touching

A high school QB in West Salem, OR got booted from campus after an alleged “inappropriate touching” of the team's center.

QB Garrett Moore says, “He [the center] wanted me to go way up there [with my hands] and it felt very uncomfortable. I was, like, moving my hands and I touched him and he started laughing...”

The center says the 'incident' happened some other way.  Moore's mom says her son is innocent.

Alas the quandary arises; how many 'other ways' are there to take delivery of a football cuffing hands under a center's crotch?