Geneticists found the muscle manager myostatin gene in 1997. Soon after, a passel of lab goons created hyper-muscular rodents they nicknamed “mighty mice”.
The Chinese said screw mice. And instead cooked up a batch of Franken-dogs. The Sino's surmised they'd be good for hunting, [eating] and military work!
But we gotta ask...how long before a million Chinese Arnold's with wrap-around shades, leather jackets, shit-kicker boots and a bad attitude show up to party?
