China's GMO Dogs

Ready for robo-dog?

Geneticists found the muscle manager myostatin gene in 1997.   Soon after, a passel of lab goons created hyper-muscular rodents they nicknamed “mighty mice”.

The Chinese said screw mice.  And instead cooked up a batch of Franken-dogs.  The Sino's surmised they'd be good for hunting, [eating] and military work!

But we gotta long before a million Chinese Arnold's with wrap-around shades, leather jackets, shit-kicker boots and a bad attitude show up to party?