The woman (alleged victim) met 'Kye Fortune' on Facebook who purported to be a man. Several 'high pitched' chats later the woman agreed to meet Kye.
But there's a catch. Kye insisted the woman wear a blindfold because he was 'anxious about the way he looked.'
Incredibly the blindfolded woman didn't know Kye used a 'prosthetic penis.' On their final hay-ride the woman noticed, "...my hand got caught on something. It did not feel right...[I pulled off the blindfold]...Gayle was standing there... I just couldn't believe it..."
Gayle Newland, 25, denies all five counts of sexual assault.
The trial may find Gayle guilty but what about the dumbest woman on the planet engaging in blindfolded sex with a mutant muff-diving Internet troll?