Shrink: Hillary Is Lonely

Dr. Alma Bond is a psychoanalyst who has been studying Hillary Clinton for years.

Dr. Bond blames Hillary's dad Hugh Rodham, a curtain salesman who died in 1993 for making Hillary lonely, uncommunicative, and abused.

Dr. Bond says Hugh was a brute who excessively spanked all the kids, including Hillary. The old man verbally abused Hillary's mom and describes the marriage as 'sadomasochist'.

Apparently Hillary's choice of bad-boy womanizer Bill was no accident. And now, according to Dr. Bond, Hillary needs a strong woman to keep her company...

And Hillary wants to be our latex salesman....