McDonalds UnHappy Meal

McDonalds is stuffing a toy in Happy Meals some customers say swears like a Shanghai'd sailor shipwrecked at sea.

To wit, 'what the fuck' followed by 'all be damned' instead of 'para la bukay', 'hahaha' and 'eh eh'.

McDonalds says people mishear the sounds insisting the Minion Caveman speaks 'Minionese'; a combo of Japanese, French, Indian, English, Spanish and Italian.

McDonald's says the toy stays.  Brilliant marketing move or beastly blunder? You be the judge...