Kissing Causes Cancer

That's right, oral osculation is carcinogenic.

In fact, kissing is worse than smoking and booze in the race to malignancy bedlam. How?

Tongue kissing lodges the human papilloma virus (HPV) in the oropharynx.   HPV is behind 70% of head and neck cancer says Royal Darwin Hospital, Dr Mahiban Thomas.

Remember weedkillers, coffee, toast, broccoli, onions, strawberry's, plastic water bottles, air travel, rice, beer, the sun, chest xrays, cell phones, lack of sex, being fat as a teenager, grilled meat, and bacon?

Just add kissing to the end of the list and you're good to go.