Chimp Hand Superior To Human Hand


A study published in the magazine Nature Communications contends chimp hands are superior to human hands.

“The findings suggest that the structure of the modern human hand is largely primitive in nature...,” said Kurtis Hiatt from George Washington University.

Has anyone seen a chimp on a construction site?  How about a monkey brain surgeon?  Maybe a simian violin virtuoso?

Do these goofs get that human hands build civilizations and put homo sapiens on top of the food chain while Pan troglodytes (species name for monkeys) sit on hairy asses flicking feces and scavenging termite mounds for food