So Stella's staging a x-rated night of fun and frolic she's calls the 'Deliciously Disabled' sex night for up to 125 of the 'deliciously' paralyzed in Toronto.
Just bring $20 bucks and a liberal supply of lubes and lotions. Stella's supplying an interpreter for the deaf and parking spaces for up to 20 wheelchairs, so get there early - the handicapped spots will go quickly.
Sadly there are no spectator seats, but paramedics will be standing by, you know, just in case...