Right To Be Drunk

In Iowa you can be drunker than a bee on a berry bush as long as you stay on your front porch.

Iowan Patience Paye called the cops after a drunken brawl with her boyfriend.  Paye came out to meet the cops on her porch.  But the cops seemed less interested in the domestic deal than Paye's breath.

Cuffed and carted off to the slammer Paye had a blood alcohol at 0.267%; three times the legal driving limit.  Charged and booked Patience appealed her case to the state supreme court.

The problem?  Patience wasn't driving, she was standing, or at least leaning on her porch and the court ruled that's not a public place nor a moving vehicle.

Hopefully Obamacare will go down this easily at the US Supreme Court...