Senior Center Sinner Sacked

A 70-year-old senior has was dumped from a Doylestown, PA senior center after it was found the old codger was funding his personal parade of prostitutes out of a rum running racket supplying elderly residence with booze.

The man was a 'more mobile gentleman' who was just too frantic, festive and frisky for the frozen farceurs in the front office.

The place paid more than $1 million to subsidize care for 21 seniors last year. And this guy is no longer one of them by golly...