Science: People Pooping Wrong

German microbiologist Giulia Enders says the proper pooping procedure for people is to squat, not sit.

Enders notes hemorrhoids (piles) and painful bowel diseases like diverticulitis are more common in the West than in Asia. Apparently Asians squat?

Since perching on the pot is problematic one can instead raise feet touching knees or bend over and grab ankles to achieve optimum target and trajectory.

Warning: The Angle accepts no responsibility for falls, fractures or floundering in the feces free-for-all.