Pee Activated Emergency Radio

So you wandered off from the Sanga Sanga Sahara desert tour group - now you're lost. Night falls and you're starting to freak-out.  You're gonna die.

Wait a second Stanley.   Remember the pocket pee activated emergency radio transmitter frantically folded and stashed before jumping on the safari bus?

Researchers at the University of West England just invented the world's first tinkle-powered distress radio built into a foldable, portable oragami-paper-based microbial fuel cell (MFC) powered conical radio tower system.

Scientists say the odure-paper-emergency-radio works best with fresh, pungent morning pee so gird your loins and take your best shot. And hope like Moses someone's listening on your frequency!