This week an arithmetic error derailed a connubial couple.
Just as she reached the altar the bride turned and snapped, how much is 15 + 6? Uh, huh...17? Ehh...wrong answer Fartdish..
Later, the bride's daddy said, "The groom's family kept us in the dark about his poor education, even a first grader can answer this."
Why wait 'till invitations are printed, the hall rented, the food laid out and the preacher paid before concluding it's a deal breaker? Don't they have email and cell phones in India?