So the self-flagellating Ant is gonna throw the "Big Small Penis" party at The Rhythm Factory in Whitechapel and charge attendees a fee-by-the-quarter-inch to enter...
Ant says he purchase a 'ponderously puny penis prize' for the occasion. The under-equipped party animal says, "I’ve got various thoughts on what is a good and what is a bad small penis joke. And I do think humor is a great healer. So I’ll just say 'keep laughing'."
Only in Britain, huh folks? Oh wait, France and Japan could probably throw a small one of these too...
