Try cheffing in Zhengzhou, China.
Chef Gang became suicidal after colleague chef Fang scolded the sensitive culinarian for half an hour in public over a salty dish. So Gang bolted for a high-power tower coughing, cowering and crying 'till firefighters arrived.
Gang may not be the crappy cook Fang alleges, but Gang's gotta get out of the kitchen if he can't stand the heat..next time his Peking duck could get cooked in one of those towers.
