Rhondda Cynon Taf in Wales brought Santa Claus to town along with a sled, live reindeer and a bag of toys. The old guy left the kids feeling pretty puffed-up as they locked in their toy orders.
At the end of the day Santa bummed a ride from the cops and that's when the kids became confused and consternated. After all, he was getting arrested, right?
"There were a lot tears – people couldn’t believe it actually happened. My four-year-old cousin started crying saying, ‘Santa can’t bring me toys now,'” one uncle noted.
The lesson? Don't let the kids see Santa farting or belching - that's what dad does, not the guy that brings them toys on Christmas Day...