Kids Panic As Santa Jumps In Police Van

Did you think Santa was dead just because a bunch of atheists have a hard-on for anything connected with Christmas?  Think again...

Rhondda Cynon Taf in Wales brought Santa Claus to town along with a sled, live reindeer and a bag of toys.  The old guy left the kids feeling pretty puffed-up as they locked in their toy orders.

At the end of the day Santa bummed a ride from the cops and that's when the kids became confused and consternated.   After all, he was getting arrested, right?

"There were a lot tears – people couldn’t believe it actually happened. My four-year-old cousin started crying saying, ‘Santa can’t bring me toys now,'” one uncle noted.

The lesson?  Don't let the kids see Santa farting or belching - that's what dad does, not the guy that brings them toys on Christmas Day...