Walmart Rib-Eye Bandit Bagged

Walmart super-stores have super-strong motorized scooters for their super-sized customers.  One such customer, Rodyney Fowler rode one to jail.

Rodney was observed by store security piling-up a passel of rib-eye steaks and placing them on the seat.  Then remounting the scooter and the steaks and motoring straight for the parking lot.

The 350 lb, 5’ 5” Fowler was stopped by Walmart staff and arrested by police. 'Due to his size, the suspect was cuffed using two pairs of cuffs.'

The fate of the steaks was not known... Maybe Rodney should switch to a vegan diet?