Radiation Blocking Boxers Debut

Just in time for Christmas comes Belly Armor's radiation blocking boxer shorts called 'RadiaShield'. 

The foray into the men's department seemed like a natural since there's an apparent imperative “to protect men’s reproductive organs and maintain fertility health.”

Belly Armor spokeswoman Katherine Niefeld says men haven’t been asking for protection — that is, against radio waves — down there because they don’t know they need it!

Ah, ha!  So the homeless guys with tin-foil hats were right after all?  The government...