Lady Parts Renovation Creme

The weekly Smoking Monkey award goes to Little Genie Productions.  Why?

For peddling the vagina shrinking product '18 Again' they promise will make older women 'feel younger and sexier' all for a paltry $24.99!

Oh but can get in the game too.  Hott Products has a $6.30 creme ready made for Mr. Johnson.  Not to worry, it makes her shrink, not you dude.

Not all customers are shriveling it seems.  One woman says she's still as big as a bus and got both a bladder and yeast infection as a double-extra bonus.

So there's that too...

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