But a new product promises such owners a much quicker way to humiliate themselves and their furry four-legged bow-wows.
After 2 years of research, Abe Geary, 35, from Carpinteria CA came up with PetPaint.
Abe says he got the idea because he was too scardy-cat to blurt out a marriage proposal. So he looked for a quick way to decorate his dog with the words but came up butkus.
Undaunted, Abe waited to invent the paint himself and schlepped the words 'Marry Me' on his pet Schnauzer - Billie. Astoundingly his girlfriend (not named Billie) said 'yes' to both him and the dog.
Who stares at their sad-sack poodle and figures a pound of paint will improve him? Apparently a lot, Abe has a hit on his hands. It's akin to the 'ink' craze tattooing crap all over the body storing up an end-life of regrets.
Happily the paint washes off and is biodegradable so the ASPCA, PETA and the EPA are okay with Abe's idea. In fact, rumor has it PETA has ordered gallons of the stuff....
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