Walmart Recalls Tainted Donkey Meat

Walmart in China sells what the Chinese want - donkey meat.  And somehow a batch of the odd cuisine got mixed up with fox meat and had to be recalled.

Which begs the question. Is Walmart slaughtering foxes in a donkey slaughterhouse?  Or did some unlucky fox wander into the donkey pen one night and fall asleep?

Anyone else wondering how a spec of fox meat got found in twenty-tons of donkey dinner?  A DNA test of course!

Walmart says customers who bought "Five Spice Donkey Meat" for 50 yuan ($8.25) will get their yuans back.

And since Walmart plans to have 110 stores open in China by next year. So we're guessing the donkey meat, fox meat, snake meat, horse meat, pork (the other red meat), rat meat, dog meat and whatever else meat the Chinese want to wolf down will also get DNA tested?.

You can't make this stuff up folks.

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