Why are smartphones so damned nasty?
Simple.
Germs ride around on your fingertips like thousands of short, bobbing- black-haired passengers stuffed ten deep on a Japanese bullet train.
Smartphone glass is warm, wet, snotty, and refreshed with new batches of bacteria each time you swipe a finger across the surface. Not just your ordinary cold germs either, but the full gamut of goblins mother nature's taken a billion years to cook up.
For a mere $500 bucks you can do something about it though. CleanBeats zaps bacteria with “hydroperoxide catalytic molecules." But don't kid yourself, your phone will kill you far quicker than a leak from a nuclear power plant, or from falling face first, tongue out on the rim of a public toilet seat.
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Simple.
Germs ride around on your fingertips like thousands of short, bobbing- black-haired passengers stuffed ten deep on a Japanese bullet train.
Smartphone glass is warm, wet, snotty, and refreshed with new batches of bacteria each time you swipe a finger across the surface. Not just your ordinary cold germs either, but the full gamut of goblins mother nature's taken a billion years to cook up.
For a mere $500 bucks you can do something about it though. CleanBeats zaps bacteria with “hydroperoxide catalytic molecules." But don't kid yourself, your phone will kill you far quicker than a leak from a nuclear power plant, or from falling face first, tongue out on the rim of a public toilet seat.
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