A guy in Iran wants to meet you, ladies.
Amou Haji hasn't washed in over 60 years due to a cleanliness phobia. Amou's favorite meal is rotten porcupine so if you can cook that you already have a leg up on the competition.
When Amou comes in from a rough day in the desert he likes to pack a pipe full of camel dung, lay back, and take a smoke that fills the tent with a smell that would gag a dead-man. But hey, we can't all be Tom Selleck.
Amou lives alone, for now at least. At night he sleeps in a hole about the size of a grave he says keeps 'things' off of him. But Amou is offering to widening the hole for any would-be mate interested in matrimony.
After a lifetime alone, Amou says he's ready to find 'Miss Right.' Amou is 80, though so don't expect a lot of years together.
Oh, as an added bonus? Amou also holds the record for the longest any human being has gone without a shower, bath or hose down by a fire department. So there's that too.