Drug Dealer Begs For Jail To Escape Wife

Walid Chaabani a 32-year-old Tunisian was living under house arrest for drug dealing in Spain.  That's the good part.

The bad part started when his wife conducted a reign of terror ragging on him for all his nefarious and tawdry schemes. Walid finally had enough last week; bolted from his house and begged the Carabinieri to take him to jail.

“Living with his wife was particularly difficult and unbearable,” Walid told the cops.  The cops said  Walid was clearly  “tired of continuously fighting with his wife” and “asked explicitly to be put back in prison".

So the wheels started to turn quickly for Walid - the cops had wives too.  The staff at the local court issued an imprisonment order on the same day.  Walid was remanded to the district prison where he sits blissfully playing checkers and shooting the shit with fellow inmates all also apparently free of their better halves.

The wife?  She's made a long list of grievances slated for delivery during visiting hours.

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