In the 'some people aren't getting enough' department we find a woman in a town commission meeting insisting new bollards placed to protect bus stops look too much like a row of penises and wants them removed.
“When you really look at all four close together, they look like male body parts, which I don’t think is appropriate,” says Glendale resident Pat Martin. Hey Pat, check out the new Chinese People's Daily HQ left if you really wanna get an erection-reaction.
Commissioners Eileen Meyers and Pat Caruso disagree with Pat.
“We looked through and found something that we thought was pleasing to the eye, but apparently to one person it was not,” Commissioner Meyers says.
To replace, to cover, or leave alone?
Public Services Director Randy Lubin asks, “What’s to say the next replacement isn’t going to offend somebody else?”
Looks like Pat's just gonna have to move or find a hobby. One that doesn't involve working with cylindrical objects.
“When you really look at all four close together, they look like male body parts, which I don’t think is appropriate,” says Glendale resident Pat Martin. Hey Pat, check out the new Chinese People's Daily HQ left if you really wanna get an erection-reaction.
Commissioners Eileen Meyers and Pat Caruso disagree with Pat.
“We looked through and found something that we thought was pleasing to the eye, but apparently to one person it was not,” Commissioner Meyers says.
To replace, to cover, or leave alone?
Public Services Director Randy Lubin asks, “What’s to say the next replacement isn’t going to offend somebody else?”
Looks like Pat's just gonna have to move or find a hobby. One that doesn't involve working with cylindrical objects.