How about an app with a timid female voice over a stream of pictures depicting pertinent parts of the female hoozie-woozie carefully verbalizing instruction on the ancient and whispered art of auto-erotica for females?
In other words, here you go ladies - time to stop texting and start diddling.
NYC-based designer Tina Gong (how about that for a name for a masturbatory guru?) is behind the 'software.' The salacious gem euphemistically entitled 'HappyPlayTime.' The branding pitch billed as a fun way for girls to 'learn techniques and facts about getting off'.
'The app's...a quick demonstration of different masturbation techniques for each level, followed by a freestyle portion...' Sounds more like training for the sex Olympics.
See where this is going? Commuter trains filled with smartphones buzzing and women in business suits writhing - 'oh God, oh God' from coast to coast, before, during, and after work.
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