Diarrhea From Mothers Milk

You long suspected it, now you have proof.  Egypt's prime minister Hisham Qandil says women are infecting everyone with diarrhea by not keeping their tits clean.

Qandil is no stranger to strange ideas.  Egypt is in turmoil and in short supply of electricity.  Like Jimmy 'lower the thermostat' Carter before him Hisham says Egyptian's need to wear cotton clothes and gather in a single room to conserve power.

But Hish's boob crack opened up a chasm of cleavage especially among the female members of the new Egyptian parliament.  Most were visibly upset by Hish's non-medical pronouncement and were left to wonder what he really means.

Muslim males really do have a love-hate thing going on with women don't they...  It's like they self-spank just thinking about females.  And when it comes to mom, well that conflict has to hurt like suicide belt strapped on too tightly.

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