First Love, Then Marriage, Then Booze Binges

Women who marry suck the monkey (the 'monkey' was what sailors called the rum cask) much more than when single.

Yet men drink less.

Both sides jolt the juice more after divorce so sayeth researcher Corinne Reczek, professor of sociology at the University of Cincinnati.

Corinne says, ‘Stable marriage curbs men’s drinking yet is associated with a higher level of alcohol use among who fail to converge with their wives’ drinking habits in marriage may set a trajectory towards divorce and continued heavy drinking.'

The pontificating professor blames sober males who don't join their snockered spouses for breaking up the booze-broken union?

Men can't win. May as well stay off the Scotch and go golf. At least you can keep your balls at the end of the day that way.

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