Bold Bullfrog Sits Upright On A Bench

A caecilian sits casually and comfortably upright on a turquoise bench.

The big amphibian oblivious as he sang his song.  No way this basking bullfrog was gonna get spooked off his seat.

As he sits and ponders the perplexities of a world complicated by humans, some correctly wonder, does the green guy realize the bench he chose was made by man?   The picture invites important questions that may never be answered.

Everything is wrong.  Bullfrogs lack bulbous butts and the inner ear to balance ass-upright like people.   And since when did long toadie legs and webbed feet get a pair of knees?  The toads ass must hurt like my head hurts watching this video.