Women Warned: Watch What You Wear

You're not just what you eat.  You're also what you wear ladies!

Men get a pass because there are only two habiliment speeds for men, grunge, or gallant. And if a fella is fabulously fastidious, well...  Neither of those two are good for women.

Wardrobe consultant Dr Jennifer Baumgartner offers a viewpoint  'You Are What You Wear: What Your Clothes Reveal About You'.

Dr Baumgartner says ‘All of our behaviors, from the food we eat to the men we date, are motivated by internal factors. Why is it any different with the clothes we buy and the way we buy them?'

The book pretty much indicts every fashion sense a female chooses.  So don't fret if you find yourself profiled. The whole premise is a concoction of Ms. Baumgartner's imagination.  Jennifer probably dresses like an Amish woman herself.

Besides there's still plenty of time to sign-up at 10DollarMall.com and make a course correction.
  • Cleavage says you're power-hungry, swooning for attention, looking to control others
  • Jewelry says you're projecting wealth hence insecure about finances 
  • Designer clothes says you're also projecting wealth and lack confidence in choosing clothes
  • You're in a style rut if you wear the same clothes for years implying laziness and low self-esteem
  • Covering up and buttoning up implies you despise femininity.
  • Jeans and junk clothes implies you're tired and indifferent
  • Young women wearing short skirts are trying to suck the air out of the room
  • Old women wearing short skirts are a violation of the natural laws of the nature
The Angle's advise is not to panic. Head shrinkers see ominous motivation in everyone and everything.  Just go with your gut, and be yourself. Heck, why bother with clothes at all if it's hot outside.