Science Discovers 'Gluttony Gene'

Just after the human genome was mapped just about everything from bad breath to sexual orientation to political ideology got 'blamed' on a gene.

Genes alleviate 'carriers' from responsibility, right? After all, if you have a gene for it, you were born with it, you can blame your parents - you're a victim.

Science discovered a 'greedy' gene called Bdnf.  Diddling with mice a mutation was forced on a single Bdnf gene. The mice sunk into a frenzy of non-stop eating and rapid weight gain.

A lab full of mullet-haired, fat-assed mice guzzling beer, watching football and spitting seeds into a cup resulted.

Oddly the same obesity gene affects memory. Convenient.  Human whales eat till they bleed, become racked with guilt, and conveniently get memory loss of over-eating - a tidy little cycle of gluttony.

Tam Fry, spokesman for the National Obesity Forum said yesterday that the researchers are ‘on the right track’. See, the ugly fat freaks are getting ready to get paid for being lazy, and undisciplined.

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