$1M Toilet Paper Con In Florida Wiped Clean

A South Florida gang of three got stiff federal prison sentences after they bilked senior citizens out of $1 million in toilet paper - 70 years worth.

The three worked for a septic supplier. Victims were told they needed special EPA approved toilet paper to avoid clogging their septic tanks.  The EPA doesn't regulate septic tanks.

Christopher Lincoln, Mary Moore and Joseph Nouerand all plead guilty in federal court to conspiring to commit wire fraud.

Since everyone needs toilet paper, wiping out the savings of the elderly with this kind of scam is below contempt.  Well, the three will be getting familiar with the big chunky, sandpaper rough toilet paper in prison now - a poetic end to a tawdry story.

Guy Kills Prison Cellmate With Wet Toilet Paper