Stuffing plastic bags of salt water or worse into a chest-wall is no way to sail the skin-skooners ladies. Don't kid yourself, nothing about fake fun bags are a substitute for the real thing.
So what's a girl to do? How about smearing a creme over the ones ya got now and see if you can puff them up enough to satisfy your ego?
Orico's Full Cup Bust and Neck Enhancing Elixir claims to add 1.5 inches or the equivalent of two cup sizes to your Milk Fountains in a mere just six weeks.
The elixir's Woofer-boosting ability is due to the mukul extract; a resin shaved off the bark of the Guggul myrrh tree.
But not everyone is convinced. Dr. Roberto Viel of The London Center of Aesthetic Surgery said: 'These creams are an intensive moisturizing system, but as for boosting breast size or plumpness, I don't believe this will have any effect.'
Bob wants to cut your Gazongas off and start over, you see he's a plastic surgeon.
So wudd'ya gonna do lady? Spend another hot summer dripping ice cream between your Aunt Jemima's inside the house - or get thee to a Boobery and bulk for the beach?
