70% Of All Beef Sold Contains 'Pink Slime'

Recall the Brit chef that objected to 'pink slime' being sold at McDonalds?

What's 'pink slime' anyway?

Pink-slime is the 'lean beef trimming' remnants of a cow carcass after the prime cuts of meat have been removed.

The remaining fat gets spun off using a centrifuge. After tearing the tiny tidbits of tissue the mass must then be sprayed with ammonium hydroxide to kill eColi and other fun bugs. Turning the mess into a gooey pink pile of ponderous provender.

At least 66% of ground beef sold in supermarkets contains pink-slime, according to Gerald Zirnstein, a former scientist at USDA. He objects because he says there is no labeling requirement, and most consumers are oblivious to the infusion.

The Obama people think pink-slime is low in fat, so it bought seventeen million pounds to feed to your kids at school. Since Obama has okay'd horse-meat for human consumption, this must seem like a pretty good deal by comparison.

The only question remains - how long before horse-meat gets into school lunches - you know, to save money...

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