The Last Alarm Clock You Will Ever Own

Can't get your ass out of bed? Here's an overkill product guaranteed to keep you sleepless...

The Ramos Alarm Clock was invented by Paul Sammut.

The clock can't be turned off unless you physically walk across the house and find the wireless panel to enter a PIN code you set yourself. 

Oh sure you reduce the walk by placing the wireless panel next to your bed, but you still have to finger the keypad in the darkness to enter the PIN code.

Paul anticipated the vapid riser.  The clock can be programmed with multiple PIN codes.  You will stand dumbfounded in front of the wireless panel trying to remember all the PIN codes while the clock buzzer wakes you, everyone else in the house and possibly half the neighborhood too.

The clock has a lock-down mode that prevents tampering 'till within 30 minutes of wake-up time.  The only way out is to not buy the product in the first place.

An added bonus requires the user to enter the date each day.  Apparently Paul wants you to play slave to the clock - you are being punished for your nasty habit of sleeping in all those years.

One more thing, Paul says he did incorporate a 10-second 'snooze' feature that turns the alarm buzzer into a civil defense siren.  Paul calls it his 'kindness'  feature!